i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless
|Song: On Fire|
|Artist: Andrew Scott|
|Album: The Stag|
|Played: 648 times.|
Aarg!! Aaarg!! It’s on my ass!! It’s on my… my ass!! FUCK!!!
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
Khan’s so done with Kirk’s shit.