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Wasting Wasted Time
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rhydonmyhardon:

i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

bullied:

no boyfriend november was a success,now that dont date me december is going so well i might just as well go with just me january, forever alone february, no match march… i got this!!

theanti90smovement:

*BREAKS A GLASS* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

Villain Club [1,2]

joannevixxon:

piscesplz:

Watched Maleficent again a few days ago and still in love with this trio :D
So, since I had drawn elsanna watching Maleficent (01/02)
Why not the trio watch Frozen too (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧




OH MY GOD THIS IS F U N N Y

joannevixxon:

piscesplz:

Watched Maleficent again a few days ago and still in love with this trio :D

So, since I had drawn elsanna watching Maleficent (01/02)

Why not the trio watch Frozen too (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

OH MY GOD THIS IS F U N N Y

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

thebackyardigans:

"what do you want to do with your life?"

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jerkidiot:

can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”